Does Supermoon Lunar Eclipse 2015 Mark The “End Of Times”? Maybe, But There Are Five More Obvious Signs


(World) On September 27th, 2015, people will get to witness a rare Supermoon lunar eclipse. What this means to stargazers in the United States is that, if you go outside between the approximate hours of 10:00pm and 11:00pm PST, the moon will look orange-red and bigger than normal. Even though this occurrence is not unheard of (it last took place in 1982), many see the Supermoon lunar eclipse as a sign that the end of the world is near. Yet scientists at home and abroad can point to many signs that are way more obvious that “the end of times” are at our doorstep. Below are five:

5) The MTV Music Awards has viewers

4) McDonalds sells fruit


3)  The price of a breakfast at iHop has been accepted by society.

2)   If one wants to purchase hard copies of music, the go-to place is Best Buy

1)   The people who came up with Lay’s Gyro-Flavored Potato Chips were not, minimally, suspended without pay.


“ASK TIMMY” – Ten Years Old, Diagnosed With ADHD, And Full Of Advice For Our Readers


(Advice) Timmy Braxton is a ten year old who resides in Kalamazoo, Michigan. His developmentally-totally-normal-considering his-age-and-environment “symptoms” have landed him in the office of a shrink two times a week, so he is already ripe with a lot of life experience. Here, Timmy answers a question from one of our very own readers.

Dear Timmy,

I want to buy a birthday gift for my seven-year-old nephew, Grady. He really liked Legos last year, but seems to have outgrown those things already. Do you think it’s because he just needs some new, more exciting ones? Or were Legos just a phase, maybe? I’m not sure. If I don’t get him Legos, I have no clue what I will buy for him. Help!

An Aunt Lost,

Michelle D’Angelo – Provo, Utah

Dear michelle,

you have to jump up on the top of the highest mountain and then – bop bop bop – a huge brontosaurus comes and eats your paper. I made up a song that makes rats turn red. We were in the ocean and I was like I JUST WANNA GO HOME. Nobody ever saw me playing hyde and seek but Amanda carsons who is in my grade dropped a piece of tomato on the ground and it was so gross!!! I colored in my coloring book me killing my mom but the picture was a taco playing banjo.