Porsche Designer: “Finally, Our Cars Look Just Like Toyotas”

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(Technology) In an anonymous interview on Tuesday, a designer working for Porsche expressed relief over the fact that the burden to be unique has ended, and that many new Porsches were designed simply to look all but identical to Toyotas. “Trying to be different is really hard. You have to have an inventive mind to do that sort of thing. It is exhausting. It is easier to just copy the work of others. I am happy to report that, finally, our cars look just like Toyotas.”

The designer, who asked that his name not be published, went on to admit that he himself could “no longer really tell the difference between an SUV made by Porsche and an SUV made by virtually any other motor company,” and that this was part of a deliberate plan.

“For many years, we racked our brains to come up with unique designs, and for a long time we did, but after a while the pressure overwhelmed us. So in recent years we just figured, if a design is good enough for Toyota, and GMC, and Jeep, and Kia, and Audi, and Subaru, it is good enough for Porsche.”

When asked if he or anyone else at the company felt bad for contributing to the slow but certain demise of the world-famous Porsche brand name, he laughed and said, “I don’t hear anyone really complaining. It is what it is.”

According To Men, There Are Actually Four Things More Boring Than Water

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(Study) Results of an annual survey done by the prestigious men’s magazine, LIMEFRONT reveal that water is actually not the most boring thing in the world. In fact, according to the over 17,000 men polled, there are four things more boring. To be specific, “being asked to drink a glass of water” is Number Five on the list of the most boring things in all of life.

Those surveyed were males over the age of five who live in the United States. Below is the list of items that made the top ten.

10) Sigorney Weaver

9) Kale

8) The Magazine Rack At Sprouts

7) Having To Fold Blankets

6) “Eats” (The Denny’s Television Network)

5) Being Asked To Drink A Glass Of Water

4) Music That Features The Zither

3) Most Varieties Of Papaya

2) The Urbane Cafe

1) Trivia Regarding The Band Buckcherry

(The full list can be viewed at http://www.limefront.com/people/men/poll/2015/boringashell.)